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In response to the Geoff North challenge (Letters, THES , August 2), how about: A quixotic behemoth from 'N'awlins'

Found night-time enormously boring

He met a Vis!goth who gave him a she-moth

And now he's allergic to mornings.

Gillian Ania
University of Salford